Jurassic Rapture

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Jurassic Rapture

If only the Romans would of kept some of Jesus’ blood or a piece a cloth or even the spear that pierced his side. Maybe then the brilliant and incredulous Mr. Hammond could clone our beloved Savior, Jesus Christ.

I imagine this 21st century rapture and smile. I imagine the people lobbying against cloning with their angry faces preaching morality and spewing “WHO ARE WE TO PLAY GOD!” I picture them making excuses. Suddenly they condone this off brand rapture because to them it is the ONLY way the story is ever fulfilled.

Mr. Hammond takes the stage in front of 2 incredibly large golden doors. The HD news cameras is capturing the extensive etching. Beyond them is miles and miles of white fences. From our view we can see clouds rising up and we can hear the sound of laughter. The murmurs in the crowd grow and grow until Mr. Hammond clears his voice:

“I welcome everyone to Jurassic Rapture.”

The news crews awe in anticipation. People all over the globe but mostly in the US hold hands in prayer. The gates swing open slowly to the sound of trumpets and fireworks illuminate the sky. Beyond the gate is 3 sets of chariots attached to set of train tracks. The news crews rush forward fighting for side seats. The US is standing still.

The cars lurch to a start and Hammond begins.

“We have many wonderful sights for you. Here at Jurassic Rapture our primary mission is to bring you closer to Jesus for a small fee of course. This is no different than what the church as been doing but our facility offers the real deal. Sooooo we have made multiple clones that way our guests may view Jesus in all their favorite stories. Coming up on your right, the cross!”

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